The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you
were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell
her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute
I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman
said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use
your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say:
Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
dinner." The teacher fainted...