Lord, They're Finally Together
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
" Lord, they 're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
" Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? "
The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
She finally died after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
" Lord, they 're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
" Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? "
The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."
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