Something to ponder, “I am too blessed to be stressed!”

“I am too blessed to be stressed!”

“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution, is the distance between your knees and the floor.”

“The one who kneels to the Lord, can stand up to anything.”

Today’s dumb….

What a difference 30 years makes:


1979: long hair
2009: Longing for hair

1979: KEG
2009; EKG

1979: Acid rock
2009: Acid reflux

1979: Killer weed
2009: Weed killer

1979: Growing pot
2009: Growing pot belly

1979: Popping pills, smoking joints
2009: Popping joints

1979: Going to a new ‘hip joint’
2009: Receiving a new hip joint

1979: Rolling Stones
2009: Kidney stones

1979: Taking acid
2009: Taking antacid

1979: Trying to look like Liz Taylor or Marlon Brando
2009: Trying to not look like Liz Taylor or Marlon Brando

1979: Hoping for a BMW
2009: Hoping for a BM

1979: Passing the driving test
2009: Passing the vision test