A Sense of Humor

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. He was drowning, so the three boys rescued him. Once they pulled the man to safety, they realized it was President Bush. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush made a call to have a check cut and mailed out.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush made another call to a friend who was a dealer of exotic cars to arrange delivery.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair. Confused, Bush asked, "Why do you want one of those, son? You're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I helped save."