A sense of humor, Getting older ain't so bad

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Behind every successful man is a urprised woman.