Something to ponder, "Whatever you give a woman"

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her $perm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of $h!t."