A sense of humor, WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded

him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it

is?' 'No, I don't,' said the little boy.

'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your

Mom before he goes to work.'

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, 'Spit it out!

It's a piece of ass!'