If my body was a car,
this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents
and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull.
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus
and it's especially hard
to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful
as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things
even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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